Balloon Seller: Hey kid. Want a free balloon?
Ned: What's the catch?
Balloon Seller: NO Catch! Just a totally sweet free balloon!
Ned: Okay, thanks! (takes a balloon, but floats into the sky) Whoa, whoa, whoa-ho-ho! Cool!
Looker: General! (General comes) We have an unidentified balloon shaped object hovering up Mark 50.670! What should we do, sir?
Looker: General? (no reply) Genreal?
General: Uh... (Ned is almost at the N.O.R.A.D.) uhh...
General: Hit it with everything we got!
(Ned is showing flying in the sky)
Ned: Lalalalala! Flying is Fun! Uh oh!
(Missles hit Ned and he falls down to the ground next to the Balloon Seller, who looks guilty)
Ned: OOOH! Ow! (the balloon falls next to him) It's okay! I think I can get up! (a crack is heard) Ooh! Nope.
(the balloon guy gets back into his van and drives off, leaving Ned to cough up smoke)